I wish I wrote that!
You’re a doctor? I don’t really know anything about medicine, but can you explain exactly how the endocrine system works in two minutes or less?
You’re a writer? I had a terrible writing teacher in high school. I bet I wouldn’t like you.
You’re a carpenter? You must be super good at carpentering.
You’re a singer? I stopped singing in 11th grade. The last song I sang was… hmmmmm… let’s see… Mozart’s Requiem. I wasn’t very good at that song.
You’re an engineer? I used to play with building blocks when I was a kid. Show me exactly what you’re designing and, if there’s anything I don’t understand, it’s probably your fault.
You’re a banker? So that means you print money, right? What kind of money do you print?
You’re a lawyer? Argue against the Electoral College in front of me right now for my perverse amusement. I’ll just be…
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